Penis butthole vagina fart

Something you say when you're extremely really fucking bored with your partner or friend

Penis butthole vagina fart!
Who are you get out of my house

by Hamburgerman69420 October 29, 2025

Penis

The greatest thing ever.

“Man i love penis.”

by Veelol November 9, 2025

Penis ride

Sexual intercourse involving a penis, referring to the penetratIng party lying down while the person being penetrated sits on top of the penis. It’s a penis ride!

Man: Hey babe you wanna have a penis ride when I get home from work?

Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!

by anonymous November 9, 2025

penis

that tiny thing you touch when your bored

Wow that car sure is loud.
Yeah, did you know there is a direct correlation between how loud your car is and penis size?
Wow his penis must be huge

by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025

Penis

Tool used to measure the depth of a jug.

My penis couldn't hit the bottom of her

by DjDog43 November 22, 2025

Penis

Penks

Penis

by Adumbonys November 22, 2025

penis handler

a more classy name for a dick beater or dick eater

Darrell raised his prices for the same services after he changed his title to penis handler from dick beater

by llvdoc December 12, 2025