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jizzed up

1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.
Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!
by igotthedefs February 13, 2009
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Cellulit up

When a bitch walks by, and her ass end is so tore up and looks like cottage cheese that you immediately vomit.
"Damn, that bitch was cellulit up. Her ass looked like Craterface."
by Corn Causey August 5, 2008
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Lace up

A phrase that originated in prison but is used amongst Peckerwood/Skinhead subculture (and no doubt other similar groups) to indicate getting ready to fight.
When an altercation has reached the point of physical violence often prisoners will go and make sure they have footwear on before initiating the confrontation.
"I'm done talking to you, Wood, go and lace up"
by 28Anon January 17, 2019
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Look It Up

1. What you say to someone who hasn't done the reading, doesn't have any idea what she is talking about, and is simply insisting on her opinion; because opinions, and doesn't know what that means either.

2. In social media, how someone who knows the subject dismisses someone who doesn't. (See Bye, Felicia).
Q: What do you mean, the United States isn't the sole reserve currency issuer in the world?
A: UTFI - IMF SDR - and get back to me.
Q: What does UTFI mean?
A: Look It Up
by UTFI April 6, 2019
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Bless Up

Verb:
Blessing up is when you mentally prepare yourself for an event that is considered nerve racking or comical.
Me: You will do great man, bless up.
Friend: Okay dude, I'm ready.
by DaRkLYr January 14, 2017
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Woof'd Up

Woof'd Up is a verb. You can use it in place of other popular terms like screwed up, messed up, f'd up, etc.

You can add I, You or They in front of it to describe who did the Woof'ing Up.

iwoofdup.com is the web site that made this term popular.
Husband: I forgot to make reservations for our anniversary!
Wife: You Woof'd Up!

I was supposed to turn in that report to my boss and forgot. I really Woof'd Up.
by manlag August 13, 2012
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Uzzed up

When you tell an obvious exaggerated lie about sexual encounters or words exchanged with a girl.
Or simply just telling a bad lie
Person 1: yeah man she came back to my place and she fucked me
Person 2: really? I thought you was a virgin
Person 1: nah nah I aint

The afore mentioned girl in previous general conversation : have you had sex :$
Person 1: nah I'm saving myself for that special someone O:)

Person 2: Hey! I heard you and person 1 had sex? Is it true
The girl: NO! He told me he's a virgin and saving himself
Person 1: He's so uzzed up!
by Man Man sixty four September 18, 2011
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