One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

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One Fry Guy

When someone only eat one fry at the time

Buys fry at shop: Eats one fry
YOu are one fry guy

by DictionaryFryGuy December 18, 2019

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Remember in the movie City Slickers when our favorite cowboy is about to find out the meaning of life but then the one with the knowledge to pass on about what the "one thing is" keels over first? That's how finding the One is. You die before you find out who it is. Or die trying! Or try not to die?

Is the One an actual thing? Are there multiple ones? Is there one for now and one for later?

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

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One more kick at the cat

When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.

Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”

Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)

“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”

(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)

by Reyzor December 18, 2019

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