Penis Munch

When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.

Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.

by @IR14LFHS October 22, 2019

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

penis guzzling bitch

Bitches that guzzle penises

Man she a penis guzzling bitch

by Tyrone's huge dong July 18, 2014

Penis stopper

When you shove the worlds biggest gobstopper/jawbreaker in between your penis skin.

Person 1: Hey dude, I saw on your snap chat story where you did a Penis stopper challenge!
Person 2: Yeah, when I did it the jawbreaker broke, it felt so painful I had to put ice on it then lick the water out my penis hole.

by |Milas_ Mcgrawgie _Puberty123| January 6, 2020

Penis

OHH that penis is looking big and juicy "Stick it in me, Daddy. UWU"

"Heyyyy baby, can we have sex with that scrumshus Penis tonight"

by jilly job Joe May 15, 2022

On Penis

A phrase you use similarly to "On God" or "On Gang". If you lie your penis explodes.

"On Penis I di-"
*penis explodes*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by 1mp May 1, 2024

Penis farte

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds

You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes

by Hanime gg May 8, 2022