Deez Nuts

The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.

Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*

by JQNNY January 2, 2022

Sour Nut

Instant nausea after ejaculation post No Nut November.

I did not masturbate all of November and when I finally did I got the worst Sour Nut.

by Furthefonufit October 31, 2019

No Nut November

I already lost :(

No Nut November

by jaytoolivee November 4, 2022

Ghost nut

When you fake an organsm to stop having bad sex with someone.

Ya bro, I totally ghost nutted he . She sucked and I had to get out of there.

by Yung Fugly January 8, 2017

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

get your nuts up

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

“Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

“Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”

by Misschilli76 January 2, 2023

CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 27, 2025