cum harboring butt pirate

Used to offend gay people when they get too close to you.

Get the fuck away from me Bi, you cum harboring butt pirate!

by iiOwn3dYoOoUz December 20, 2008

9/11'd in the butt

Gay sex in the butt.

Gay guys like to 9/11 each other all night until they bleed.

by Doh Nuts 13 September 12, 2004

M & Ms and Butt Cracks

The definition of a smell of combined hard work, sweat, and grease, often the smell of a truck full of doodes who just worked on airplanes for 12 hours in the hot sun.

"Man, it smells like M&M's and butt cracks all up in this mutha fucka."

by tattsnteeth2 June 11, 2006

My butt went numb

That was so cool or sweet.

Wow, LOTR: The Return of the King made my butt go numb, it was so good.

by Ashly December 22, 2003

lease a butt ram

For non-perverts, this means to "visit the proctologist".

As a man over 40, I have to lease a butt ram every 5 years.

by Peter Buttram January 21, 2007

butt hump sauce

sauce that pours out of an ass when getting rimmed

dude your ass is pouring out some butt hump sauce!!

by slab dog November 6, 2012

muslim butt snorkel

Where else would you put your snorkel if you wearing goggles over the only opening on your face.

Buk Luk derk der. Sherpa sherpa muslim butt snorkel

by Ubar snorkel October 27, 2020