Simple cock sock

The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.

Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."

Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."

by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016

Filipino Cock Lid

When a middle aged short Filipino man takes a piss in a washroom, then leaves without washing his hands. He then serves you a Tim's coffee and lathers the lid up with his nasty hand juice.

"Hey George!! Did you hear about Tammy's Filipino Cock Lid"
"Hey there, Can I get a large Coffee, X2 sugar and cream... Hold the Filipino Cock Lid"

by Alcoholic-C-Man Thrower69 November 6, 2018

Cleveland cock gobbler

The act in which one can seemingly effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock deepthroat while simultaneously fluttering their throat and rolling their tongue hence making a sound of a turkey gobbling.

Sarah was known around town as the best Cleveland cock gobbler on the west side

by Jnasty praise money June 12, 2018

Fat Cock Enthusiasm

a different way of saying big dick energy

spencer: I like the new kid
bob: me too he has some fat cock enthusiasm

by tightfrombehind February 18, 2019

Cock Burger With Cheese

The act of cutting of your unsanatized male genitalia and frying it medium rare on a gas powered grill then smashing it with a hammer afterwards. This would most likely result in placing it on a hamburger bun. (Note it's unsanatized so there will be plenty of dick cheese on the burger, thus it's a burger with cheese).

Paul: Damn john how did you make that cock burger?

John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous.

Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.

by HowDoYouThinkOfThisShit? April 22, 2017

Cock in Connor’s mouth

What you wish your hot straight friend would force you to do all the time

Daniel furiously shoved his long Cock in Connor’s mouth

by Horny02 July 27, 2020

Cock out of a carrot

A phrase used to describe a someone of low intellect stating that they cannot do as simple a task as carving a phallus object into a penis.

He’s so dumb he can’t even make a cock out of a carrot.

by Dionysus’ dick August 1, 2020