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Monkey D. Luffy

Me: Wow I wonder if Monkey D. Luffy can use gear 3rd on his penis.
by GokuSolosYourFavoriteVerse August 19, 2023
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Undercover monkey

A term used to describe some with similar features to a monkey e.g a lot of hair all over there body, a protruding jaw or similar intellect to trust of a monkeys
Person 1: don’t like that new George guy there’s something wrong with him
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey
by Mr chuckey smile January 17, 2018
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grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want
Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass
by FLwheeler April 18, 2016
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Work like a monkey

Is when monkey is here and laptop is there.
Somebody on the soffa under cover sleeping or just there and at the same time working on the laptop, but it is on the other side of the sofa - you work like a monkey.
by other monkey December 26, 2020
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.
Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.
by Fo'realdoe December 19, 2016
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Monkey

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024
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