Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.

Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

Incel penis

Something to describe a small penis usually belonging to an incel

“Ewww have you seen that nerd ass Nigga Daquarius” “yeah I heard he got that incel penis”

by Zodiac Zach August 1, 2023

Micky penis

Other definition of a micro penis.

Kenneth was born with a micky penis

by areg August 3, 2023

cantalo penis

When you mean to write cantaloupe and it autocorrects so you look it up on urban dictionary and it doesn’t exist so you add it to the list.

Cantalo penis is up to one’s imagination. What does it mean to you? It’s filled with opportunity. It NEEDS to be here

Cantelo penis: is a typo of cantaloupe

Imagine this:
you are in a heated text-debate about which melon is superior. You make a claim about the Cantaloupe.
"Cantaloupe is the worst!" is what you meant. "Cantalo penis” the worst!" is what came out.

by Spikeballlovers69 August 3, 2023

Pacifier Penis

A penis that has undergone so much shrinkage from extremely cold water that it is very short, fairly hard and sticks straight forward. An attempt at a blowjob would very much resemble sucking on a pacifier

After Kyle got out of Lake Champlain it looked like he had a tiny boner, but it was actually a case of pacifier penis from the cold water.

After getting out of an ice bath, Patrick’s pacifier penis could be seen through his towel despite his best efforts to hide it

by Littleman2471 August 5, 2023

Pickled penis

1,when a guy fucks a girl with an STD and his dick now smells like rotting pussy

2,when a guy has an STD and his dick just stinks or has that vinegary B.O. smell

Person 1, bro my dick smells so bad I hate it
Person 2, yeah bro I told you that hoe would give you a pickled penis, should of used a condom

by Thetallonewithlonghair August 9, 2023

slut penis

Nice penis sucked by a girl called slut penis

JAmal: hey wanna meet slut penis? She is at the slutty slavery department!
Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 13, 2023