monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business

Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.

by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024

Monkey

Female genitalia. Vagina.

I gotta get in that monkey. She got a bad ass monkey down there. Gotta get it.

by anonymous August 9, 2021

Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

Monkey Jon

Monkey Jon is a verb for when you lather/bathe an old person in oil and push them down a hill at top speeds.

Old Man Parkisnsons was Monkey Jon'd by some school kids last week. Now he's in the hospital with multiple broken bones and a concussion.

by NateDog23 March 19, 2021

monkey

a black person

go away you black monkey

by TheGuy6969 February 28, 2022

monkey gremlin

A person who looks alot like a monkey, has acne all over his face, has a big head, and hairy. Also this is somebody that has dated so many people that you can not count.

"This boy that my friend dated is a monkey gremlin"

by tasha278 May 4, 2010

Monkey Gang

A group of powerful players on the Minecraft Anarchy server known as 9b9t. They are well known as doxxers and exploiters in the community.

Did you hear about the new Monkey Gang godmode exploit?

by AtomicMaster December 28, 2024