friendly fade

when you and one of your friends fight just to see who would win in a fight, usually occurs after an arguement where one friend says he can knock the dog mess out of the other. there a few simple rules to a friendly fade which makes it friendly,

1) if one person is on the ground you may not kick them or hit them in the face repeatedly if you are standing.

2) you may not kick in the balls or punch in the tit

3) after everything is said and done you are still friends and there are no grudges.

tom: i would kick the s**t out of dave man hes such a pussy

dave: bulls**t i would kill you

tom: ok then lets friendly fade

dace: alright, my house at 4

tom: ok!

(fight goes on and ends, dave is thee victor)

tom: nice fight dude you totally whooped me

dave: yea but you threw some pretty good hands man, wanna get some pizza?

tom: sure, ima get meat lovers

dave: cus you love meat in your mouth!! haha

tom: funny guy!!

by molten chief January 21, 2010

friendosaur

The unfortunate looking friend of one or more generally attractive women.

What was that nasty skank doing with all those dimes? She was a total friendosaur.

by gambino12345 October 15, 2007

friendzie

a best friend who turns into someone you like and you hookup with.

"yo i really like my best friend and i got wiht her last night... she is my friendzie now

by bobschumann312 July 24, 2010

friendism

Prejudice against non-friends.

Be careful, unjustified friendism in business relations may destroy your company.

by vanyatka October 27, 2010

Friendship Speech

What Tea Gardner routinely gives in Yu-Gi-Oh!.

"I surrender. My breasts can't withstand another Friendship Speech."- Mai Valentine, Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

by Lady Alzers August 1, 2011

Friendly Fuck

When your girlfriend cheats on you with her best friend but tries to justify it by calling it a “friendly fuck”. Usually only used by thots

Random person: what’s going on between you and wrae? I heard you fucked
Daisie: oh don’t worry it was only a friendly fuck nothing to be worried about

by FuckOffDaisie July 16, 2019

The Friendship Paradox

when you and a group of friends have this one guy who thinks he's the shit and bosses everyone around and another who thinks he's tough and can out beat you at anything(at the beginning you like this guy) but you end up realizing that the first guy was just trying to be good and didn't want to push people around but is still kinda an asshole, but the second guy becomes twice as bad as the first guy in the beginning, this has happened to hundreds of people, and you know who you are

1. yo joe

2. ya,whats up?

1. you know dylan was an asshole before followed that 12 step program, but he's gotten slightly better as a friend; but now noah is being a total dipshit

2. wow, were stuck in The Friendship Paradox

1. i know, lets shun noah

by LaRdO kAt777 May 9, 2010