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Tariff Monkey

Derogatory name used for Canadians because they refuse to accept that America is better and will win any tariff war.
Conor McDavid is such a fucking Tariff Monkey.
by GreatWhite92 June 6, 2025
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Diamond Monkey

Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.
guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
by anonymous June 6, 2025
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hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025
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monkey bubble

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025
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brawl monkey

A martial artist or any fighter fixated on only fighting and not the logistics of it in terms of safety, practicality, or morally.

They only like to fight for the sake of fighting.
"Dude Declan was wondering if you wanted to spar later today?"
"Hell no, he's a brawl monkey I don't want to end up in the hospital"
by Howl'sLeftNut April 4, 2024
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on monkey

going bit mental/crazy but stood on business
“He drives like he’s on monkey

“He’s ugly, but he’s on monkey
by on monkey April 5, 2024
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Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!
“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”
by Hoeh? April 10, 2024
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