IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

Literally nobody:

Mom: IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 29, 2021

off your trumpet

Pretty drunk. Cunted you could say.

Mate, you were off your trumpet last night. Feck. Did you see Wyatt? Nah neither did I

by Bttapepz May 22, 2008

your Daily Donkey

When you get this big dick.

Girl, you about to get your daily donkey.

by Ya_Boy_Big_Nuts September 29, 2015

Balls in your face

An expression of resentment against, or dissatisfaction with, any living or non-living thing; a term meant to conjure feelings of disgust within the intended target; something said when one acknowledges that there's nothing they can do to remediate a bad situation.

First you tell me to come back with ID. I come back with ID and then you trek me I need to present my birth certificate. Now I'm back with those items and even brought my passport, and now you say you need to see my electric bill as proof of residence??? Yknow what? Balls in your face.

by Ballsinya July 15, 2016

Skittles in your pants

What to do when you want to learn a secret.

Person 1: Dude how do you do that?
Person 2: First you have to get a bag of skittles then put the skittles in your pants.

by Spartagod May 2, 2010

Emptying your cache

Cumming on someone.

Sperming in/around somebody.

"I emptied my chache all over her face."

"don't suppose you fancy emptying your cache all over my balloon knot?"

by Peggysue April 28, 2009

Hold your nellies!

A modern variation of the classic phrase "Hold your Horses".

Sounds better when said with a cockney accent although it is not nessecary to create the desired effect!

Used in any situation to incourage patience

Statement - "Hurry up"
Reply - "HOLD YOUR NELLIES!"

by Mike and Nick May 15, 2008