Man-shit

A woman so hott and sexy, it is for real men. Not for buys

Son, that's Man-shit, She'll kill your ass. Leave her for a real man to take care of

by drwilsontx December 22, 2009

animal man

a flamboyant, seemingly homosexual man-creature, with the first name of something very much like a last name and uncommon,like Salyer, who has curly auburn hair and a good sexual appetite. He hunts pedophiles and rapists, but also preys on men who resemble one, (see rape-stache).He is the secret weapon against pedophiles going after your little 13 year old sister at timeshare resorts. His signature attire is a leopard print thong, hence his name. He has white, hairy legs. He WILL break in your room and attempt to convince you that he will sexually assualt you. If you continue to be a pedophile, he will take action. He has a team of animal men, many who also wear thongs and have hairy legs. Watch out for these highly dangerous creatures. Also, beware of his mating call. His female counterpart is the mexican man-woman maid, the Cody. (S)he will attempt to convince you she is room service, but this is how her and the animal man trap you. Or, better yet, do not be a pedophile.

-\\\"I hear you were creeping on Linda. Isn\\\'t she 14?
\\\"

\\\"Your point?\\\"

-\\\"DUDE you are 26! The animal man is gonna get you\\\"

by funkyicing June 11, 2011

man cigar

Penis or the act of sucking one.

How would you like to smoke my man cigar?

by leadthrower August 29, 2006

Tight man

To wear excessively tight clothes on an overly fat body.

Dude 1: "Dayuummmm did you see Mr. Jenkins?"
Dude 2: "Yeah it was nasty as hell, his rolls were showing"
Dude 1: "Ew, he was a total tight man."

"That tight man should stop shopping for himself at the childrens store...his clothes are so tight they're starting to tear."

by Im awesomer January 2, 2012

Man up.

To conduct one's self befitting of a man deserving of a fine piece of trim.

John C and Ralph M watched as a sniveling young punk cry like a school girl while watching his women knob down on another man. John C turned to Ralph M and stated: That mother fucker needs to MAN UP. Derived Mid 1970s NJ.

by questor1 August 6, 2011

younger man

Younger man is a cunt of a person and and normally had small dick energy

Don’t be a younger man

by (ಠ_ಠ)’ March 8, 2022

man whore

A man that sleeps around. A man that has sex with a lot of dahm sexy girls with no intentions of a commited relationship. Many men will try to imatate a man whore, this is uncool and thust will make the man uncool. If you are imatating a man whore, I sugest that you stop asap.

Tony hill is a man whore!

by SOME SEXY HOBO August 11, 2008