Monkey

A dark skin person, or, a monkey. Also known as a coon.
Used to describe a stupid nigger that you absolutely hate.

Wow, look at that monkey over there.

by bigbottledman January 21, 2022

Maal Monkeys

Origin: Amazon Jungle

- The last of their kind, the Maal Monkeys have one mission and that is to share their Maal teachings with the world
- They are the rarest most sought after of their kind, some say Picasso himself created them.

“Descendants from the Amazon Jungle, The Maal Monkeys are going around the world sharing their new found love for Maal & how it changed everything!”

by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022

Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 30, 2011

Runt Monkey

A game where you have to hide and use stealth to catch another person without them seeing you. Once the person has been touched they are out.

Lets play runt monkey
Runt monkey is awesome
Runt monkey is way better than stealth ninja spelling

by pkben March 30, 2009

Monkeying

Beating your kangaroo with a baseball bat

Quit monkeying around you crazy coon!

by BiGkAnGaRoO02 April 26, 2019

Red monkey

A female on her period in a sex swing

Let’s try the red monkey tonight when we get home.

by Space Cowboy Gangster of Love December 9, 2023

Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023