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You give me the feels.

When I touch your hand you give me the feels.
by atts February 22, 2015
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Please don't hate me

1. Something a person says when drunk because she is doing and saying very stupid things and does not want the people around her to think she is an idiot/insane/etc.

2. What a drunk girl says because she is paranoid that all her friends secretly hate her and #talkshit about her behind her back like some #frenemies she knew back in high school. When intoxicated, she becomes slightly paranoid about everything, including this, and begs all her friends to not hate her.
1) Mina: *falls down*
Young: *catches her*
Mina: "Omg I'm so sorry I'm really drunk right now, please don't hate me."
Young: "Chill out, no one hates you."

2) Mina: "Please don't hate me."
Chris: "I should make a drinking game for every time you say 'please don't hate me.'
Mina: "PLEASE DON'T HATE ME PLEASE STILL BE MY FRIEND"
Chris: "You worry too much."
by LiveXAndXLearn November 23, 2011
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Play me like a fish

When one commences to try to trick you or play you, the fish makes no sense in the sentence just as trying to play you doesn’t make sense. Similar to the saying playing on my top
Eric, you thought I was gonna look why you tryna play me like a fish.
by Jsandjbsayings March 8, 2019
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come and fly away with me

To kidnap someone and nut on their face
Dude that girl is gonna come and fly away with me
by Ekiller445 May 25, 2018
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bores the knickers off me

not to be taken literally...knickers stay firmly on...but you are just very very bored...out of your mind bored...

NB opposite of laugh the knickers off me

NB could also replace knickers with tits
by baglady2713 May 12, 2009
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blew me face off

1. To be surprised by something or someone.
Dude 1: That was a really good gig
Dude 2: Yeah, the sound quality just blew me face off.
by toastface August 25, 2005
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do me bad things

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s
line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"
by Noxema-Tapioca March 7, 2009
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