Chinese Penis Torture

Chinese Penis Torture is the act of repeatedly slapping your erect penis across ones forehead.

1) Hey Daddy, how bout' you gimme some Chinese Penis Torture?
2) Could you give a facial and some Chinese Penis Torture?
3) Daddy I love that Chinese Penis Torture! *Moans*

by Horny Mother Fuckers Love Me! October 15, 2022

Sock-penis

The male identity assumed by non-males to be accepted as a technical equal by TechBros.

Rebecca used her sock-penis name "Steven Moorcock" when applying for online coding work.

by Capt. Sodium October 18, 2022

massive penis

krool does not have it nigga

you do not have a massive penis nigger

by dommymommynigger October 19, 2022

victors penis

Something that is so microscopic you can’t even see it.

“Aaron totally has victors penis”

by Maddie4568 October 21, 2022

your penis (aka your dick)

it's basically your second brain but you do worse decisions about it

your penis (aka your dick) is just weird than your whole life in 15 years.

by peterparkerpizzatime October 28, 2022

pteradactyl penis

massive schlong could be black

that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.

by buffalo penis November 9, 2022

nigger penis balls

when a big hairy monkey grooms a minor

why are there nigger penis balls trying to touch my daughters (shes 12)

by monkey poopere November 18, 2022