Yo Momma's Face 

"Your Mother's Face." A new system of jokes using the response of "Yo Momma's Face!!" To when someone asks you a question.

Victim: Dude, school is so tiring. Predator: What I did to yo momma's face is so tiring!! Bystander: Oh Shit!!

Yo Momma's Face by YoMommasFace111 March 25, 2010

Yo Daddy's Titties 

The insult, and/or comeback, to which there is no comeback greater than or equal to.

Intended to be said with the accent of a southern African American gentleman.

Variant: Yo Pappy's Mammies

Person A: Please pass the salt.

Person B: Yo Daddy's Titties.

Yo Daddy's Titties by atrixw June 24, 2011

Yo Mama

Joke Time: If I had half-a-penny for every brain cell that yo mama didn't have, I'd be richer than Bill Gates!

"FUCK YO MAMA!"......then fifty other niggas said "WE ALREADY DID!!!" DAMN!

Yo Mama by Suck My Dick November 30, 2004

Yo momma is so fat... 

A start of joke which trys to insult someones mother. Usually used by 12-year olds, that say the same damn joke over and over again.

12-year old version:

Yo momma is so fat, when she swims in the ocean with the whales, they start singin' "We are family!"

Yo momma is so fat... by Mister Stupid November 27, 2004

yo rod waz up? 

hello Rod what is up?

yo rod waz up? by Anonymous May 30, 2003

yo dip 

a greeting invented and applied by the dips, used to aknowledge a fellow dip. It can also be used and a word of praise, agreement, and encouragement. See dip for for information.

Dip 1: i just got back from camp and i empregnated 13 girls + casey's mom ... at the same time
Dip 2: YO DIP!

yo dip by dip September 1, 2004

Yo mama

A person, big, fat, skinny, short, ugly, heterosexual, transsexual, bisexual, smells, and possibly the definition of 'your mum'. May not always be a woman.

Sometimes a man.

Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mama so fat she had to be baptised at sea world.

Yo mama by MyNameIsSlimShady August 2, 2014