One of four seasons, starting on December 21st, and ending on March 21st.
It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.
However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.
Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside. Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season. A cold, enjoyable season in which holidays present themselves to you and your families whilst bringing joy. Presents are carefully unwrapped, people sing and dance, and almost everybody has a good time while a fat, jolly old man stalks you to see if you behave, then breaks into your house and eats all of your food. The time of year when indoor Drumline and Colorguard start. No marching band or anything. Just Winterguard and Winter Percussion. A lot less hectic than Fall, but a lot more friendlier because everyone already has something in common, being either in Drumline or Colorguard, which are a lot less smaller than marching band.
Instead of marching outdoors on the street or field, it's all indoors. While not as hectic, it's still a lot of work, and totally worth it. shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer.
It is widely enjoyed by kids, due to activities such as Snowmen-making, Tubing, Snowmobiling, and Skiing.
However it is widely despised by anyone above the age of 16, due to activities such as scraping a car's windshield clean of ice, dangerous driving conditions, and higher heating bills.
Plus it puts quite the damper on smoking outside. Note: People who live in states such as California, Texas, Florida, etc., are usually shunned for complaining about this season. A cold, enjoyable season in which holidays present themselves to you and your families whilst bringing joy. Presents are carefully unwrapped, people sing and dance, and almost everybody has a good time while a fat, jolly old man stalks you to see if you behave, then breaks into your house and eats all of your food. The time of year when indoor Drumline and Colorguard start. No marching band or anything. Just Winterguard and Winter Percussion. A lot less hectic than Fall, but a lot more friendlier because everyone already has something in common, being either in Drumline or Colorguard, which are a lot less smaller than marching band.
Instead of marching outdoors on the street or field, it's all indoors. While not as hectic, it's still a lot of work, and totally worth it. shitty season when all that happens is cold and more cold, in canada it seems to never end, and all the time it is happening you wish for summer.
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