Jayden wheeler

Adopted lowlife, commiting life to love with their keyboard over friends and/or family

Adam: Hey dom come outside

Dom: no im shagging holly
Adam: Dont be such a Jayden wheeler

by Commander_Queef June 5, 2023

Mike Wheeler

A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl

“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn”

by Mike Wheeler Is Straight June 14, 2023

joey wheeler style

Risking it for the biscuit without any regards for safety or well-being and basing the outcome all on luck or chance in the most ridiculous way possible.

How do you plan on making that happen?
I'm just gunna do it joey wheeler style!

by anonymous October 13, 2023

18-Wheeler

A large truck that has 18 wheels

Person: I saw a huge 18-wheeler on my road trip today!
Person 2: What do you think it was carrying?

by Animal lover 2011 December 30, 2023

wow weezer

To be surprised. In shock. (In a polish way)

Gram walks into a party and says Wow Weezer!

by Auntie Gram January 6, 2024

Mike Wheeler

it's me mike. its literally me.
i am literally the real mike.
im a cutie patootie >:3

mike wheeler is cute.

by willsboyfriendmike February 3, 2024

Post-Weezer Clarity

When you stop listening to Weezer and realize how much of your life you just wasted

"This Post-Weezer Clarity really hits different after listening to "Buddy Holly" nonstop for 6 days straight!"

by MicrowavedBurrito1 November 17, 2023