Hood Weed

Bomb ass weed you find in your cities worst ghetto. Usually smells like shit.

Person 1: Aye man you got some weed on you?

Person 2: Yeah man I got some of that hood weed from Orange Mound.

Person 1: Oh shit we gon be blowin good dope tonight!

by stvnstlr June 28, 2019

pervert in the weeds

Not fully considering all the issues that could present themselves in a situation.

"Let's make sure to test all features of the product, we don't want a pervert in the weeds"

by YSOSRSMAN June 12, 2018

miracle weed

The little bits of marijuana you find laying around your room after you've exhausted your stash and are desperate.

After looking carefully, Steve found little bits of miracle weed in the carpet and managed to pack half a bowl with it.

by KittenInAStocking July 10, 2012

weed community

Everyone who smokes the good green

Jonny is part of the weed community

by wookieweed November 1, 2015

Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.

John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.

by Pseudon't April 10, 2013

Micro-weed

Weed that you bought to some guy and that has been dryed by a micro wave instead of drying naturally, thus the dealer doesn't have to wait before selling it.

Vince : Hey man, my weed is getting me high but i got no taste
Barry : yeah , it's micro-weed!

by BarryDaFunkyMonkey November 23, 2009

Weed Lojacker

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.

He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.

by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010