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I'm walking on sunshine

Dude: i'm soo stoned man
Guy: i know man i'm walking on sunshine
Dude: nice
by i have a computer September 5, 2011
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Walkington

The largest form of rat hood. Usually overly uses the word "snap!". Is closely related to the Rogue Scoundrel. These creatures are sneaky and should be exterminated on sight.
Hey, theres Walkington, that kid is a dill, a rat dill! Hey RAT!
by SNAP December 13, 2004
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weed-whacking

The instance in which a male is masturbating while smoking marijuana.
George W. Bush was caught in his Texas estate weed-whacking during the 9/11 tragedy.
by BDog31 August 17, 2011
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Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic

Wanking into condoms cause your a sick cunt
when you cbf cleaning up you wank into a condom, Wanking Into Condoms AKA wic
by GET-OFF-OF-ME May 18, 2011
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The Walking Dead

Any person under the age of 35 who is either (A) married, (B) engaged, or (C) is a parent. They move around society, imitating the motions of the living... but--come on, we all know--they're The Walking Dead.

Any member of such class that becomes a personal friend is upgraded to the category of "Zombie Pal"
Old Friend #1: It's so good to reconnect with everybody from high school. What ever happened to Kyle?
Old Friend #2: Man... you didn't hear? He's married with two kids.
Old Friend #1: ...oh, no. The Walking Dead, huh? Rest in peace, Kyle
by D. Sanchez III November 21, 2014
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retro-wanking

This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.
"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."
by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007
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Walking Abortion

n. A derogatory term for a male.

Originates from Feminazi Valerie Solanos’ SCUM (Society for Cutting Up Men) Manifesto.
The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
by Not a Feminazi. Honest! May 27, 2004
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