Vikkstar123

Someone who likes kids

“He likes kids? oh he’s just like vikkstar123”

by Ksi the fatneek and the snake October 21, 2020

that's where I'm a Viking

Used to describe excellence in failure or, more specifically, success at a skill or in a field which is so ignoble as to be a kind of failure.

The phrase derives from The Simpsons episode "Lisa the Vegetarian." Ralph Wiggum, a deeply unintelligent and maladjusted child, eats the worm he is supposed to dissect. Ralph's teacher, Miss Hoover, defeated and calloused toward Ralph's learning disabilities, tells Ralph that there are no more worms and he should "try to sleep while the other children are learning." Ralph rejoices saying "Oh boy ... sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!"

The implication is that Ralph is too stupid to be taught, too stupid to know he is being robbed of an education, but also too stupid to use an education anyway, thus happy to be released from the trial of trying. Now used to describe joyful release in accepting lowliness and failure, especially when failure allows for some trivial but enjoyable hobby.

I flunked my midterm but now I can get back to playing Rocket League, that's where I'm a Viking.

by Angela Merkin November 29, 2020

Viking King

Horrible-Smelling, Long-haired, guy, who expresses his allegience to the homosexual cause by wearing a plastic viking hat at RIT

Dude, did you see that fag the Viking King playing Warhammer with TFF again, god damn, what is with that hat?

by Erebus September 19, 2003

Viking Beard

When you carve a vagina sized canal into a mans large beard, and then stick your erect penis in the canal and have coitus with the beard. (coitus means sex)

Dude that man has a hole in his beard.
No no he has a viking beard.
Whats that?
Someone carved that hole and had sex with it.
OHHHH! COOL i wanna do that!

by dizzzlleedoozlledaz April 8, 2011

viking

a hairy man that does shrooms in the woods.

1."Dude. See that guy camping the next site over."
2."Yeah."
1."Dude. Hes a Viking or some shit. He was acting crazy."

by Matt Fox February 28, 2005

viking cat sex

When you procide to stick your dick in cat while screaming land ho

Did you that Devon tried Viking cat sex yeah haven't seen him sense

by dochydog August 28, 2016

Viktoria

Viktoria is good looking, sexy and really attractive but she isnt loyal, in fact she is a hoe.

Person 1: look at that girl, wow
Person 2: her name is viktoria
Person 1: nevermind

by 123sjfjsba November 22, 2021