ur mom

typically UR GREATEST GIRL U WILL MARRY
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OMG! THERES AN EARTHQUAKE! I THINK UR MOM JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM!

by urmothersenemy November 17, 2019

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ur mom is hot

by Foodymoody July 21, 2022

ur mom

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whats old and ugly... UR MOM

by uwu kid_12345678696969 March 24, 2022

ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all other comebacks and phrases.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Man: Ur mom.

Enemy: Eat shit
You: Ur mom
Enemy: *fatality*

by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019

ur mom

ur mom

"hey dude ur ugly" ur mom

by cacabutthole34 March 09, 2022

UR MOM

A PHRASE TO POKE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT EACH OTHER'S MOMS WITH QUALITIES THAT THEY DONT HAVE. IF ITS TRUE THEN RIP YOUR FRIEND DID UR MOM. IT CAN ALSO BE A HYSTERICAL ANSWER WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ASK A QUESTION.

FRIEND1: BRO YOUR MUM SO FAT SHE BROUGHT A SPOON TO THE SUPER BOWL
FRIEND 2: OVERRATED... HERE IS A GOOD ONE. YOUR MOM SO NON-EXISTENTENT SHE WENT TO GET MILK WITH YOUR DAD.
(Example 1)

FRIEND 1: BRO WHATS THE ANSWER FOR QUESTION 69?
FRIEND 2: YOUR MOM
FRIEND 1: LOL BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS IT
FRIEND 2: IM GETTIN MILK
(Example 2)

by Ciejcidk August 20, 2022

Ur Mom

is hot

Under the sheets unda the sheets me and ur mother making your brother
Ur mom

by raethegae December 07, 2021