twatward

(adv) In the direction of or towards the female pudenda, often in an effort to increase vaginal proximity.

Verily, he thrusted twatward, trying to gain entry.

by Thump! October 31, 2006

twat rot

The smell dirty women give off from between their legs when they don't bathe regularly or properly.

"Did you get a whiff of Leslie? Her twat rot could knock over a horse!"

by Liips March 14, 2008

fucking twat

Usually this term is in reference to a certain person whom is completely unliked by another.

This term can commonly be found used to describe George W Bush or headteachers.

Two part word:
Fucking - sexual conduct ( :) woo ), in this case used for emphasis.
Twat - a pregnant fish or female reproductive organ.

"That guy is a full on FUCKING TWAT, i wish somone would force feed him spandex while slapping him with a live chipmunk."

by A. M. Holt September 15, 2008

Twack

1. Another word for Crystal Methamphetamine.

2. Common objects associated with crystal methamphetamine. These objects can be signs that junkies are present or were there recently (maybe crashed on the floor/couch). These things include really crappy drawings of graffiti on scrap paper, uncleaned dog poo/drinks/food on the carpet, broken light bulbs/missing light bulbs (can be improvised to smoke meth), crafty arts that require short attention spans (for females), left-over traces of meth on the coffee table, and other various tweaker paraphernalia.

1. Yo man you got some of that twack?(twacktonite)

2. Man i got home last night and my room mate had twack all over the living room!

by Smurf October 5, 2006

twang

To make your voice go high pitched all of a sudden, for a quick moment, then go back to regular sounding. a lot of old western music singers have this wonderful talent. also alex burrows on the Vancouver canucks has an uncontrollable twang.

"She (twang) left me" if a western music singer used a twang.

by nick czapi February 7, 2008

twat footing

The act of inserting a foot into a female sex organ, which can lead to severe twat foot

"I walked in on my father twat footing the dog last night"

by KraJ February 6, 2007

twatmaster

A twatmaster is someone who owns many twats and girlfriends , like Nour does

Hey Eric i am now a twatmaster because i am going out with alot of girls

by Nour S May 18, 2007