0 Touches

When a player plays a game of Australian Rules Football and does not register a single stat.

'Did you hear about Jack on the weekend? He had 0 touches.'

by Chickenschnitzel August 6, 2018

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tweaky torch

When one burns weed out of a tiki torch, therefor setting an aroma everybody can get high off of standing around it in a circle

Man you coming to the tweaky torch gathering this weekend? It’s gonna be lit

by Lilcaramel November 21, 2018

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Tulip Toucher

The title given to someone who breaks into a hospital and steals all of the newborn foreskin

“Yeah you see the guy on the news, I heard he called himself the tulip toucher.”

by TheRiceFieldReaper October 12, 2019

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When a male or female, places their head on the ground or base of a chair, raises their butthole towards the sky (straight up) and releases a fart upon proper signaling. It is representative of the classic lighting of the Olympic torch that is used at an Olympic games.

Lex "Nick light the Olympic torch up baby!"
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on

by blackhawk700 December 5, 2019

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Roman Torch

Klondike bar + 1oz of vodka + 5ml Tabasco sauce + 3 grams of ghost pepper extract on the reservoir tip of the condom, lit on fire and shoved in someone's ass doggy style while screaming all roads lead to Rome!

Yo I was feeling extravagant so I gave this wild Russian bitch a roman torch.

Camile said the Klondike bar was too cold and reminded her of taking a suppository when constipated, so I decided to spice things up by giving that hoe a Roman torch.

In Russia the vodka is so cheap, and the winter is cold, so I decided to try the Roman Torch with a Slavic prostitute. Needless to say, she was surprised.

by Don Pingon' November 2, 2019

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Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.

Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020

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