Tailed

To Have Sex

"I tailed that girl last night, she was so good"

by Cal Atkinson August 22, 2008

Tilese

Clear Beauty

She's such a Tilese. (usually said by a guy admiring a girl)

by Capricorn76 July 13, 2011

Re-tired

The phenomenom in which a person is inexplicably alert upon waking but soon falls into a sleepy stupor.

This morning I woke up 30 mins before the alarm and was so alert that I could not fall back asleep and now...
I am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.

by Schneppleupagus October 5, 2010

Corona-tired-dick

Can’t get off because of coronavirus exhaustion

This 24-hour medical news cycle, has me in a slump in bed: corona-tired-dick

by RobYYZ March 4, 2020

log effect tile

Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.

Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

bust a tile

To hold a wank for several days and then wank so hard your jizz nearly cracks a shower tile from the force of evacuation.

"mate I nearly bust a tile last night, I was gagging for a wank"

by mefromdownhere000 October 9, 2015

tildon

Ugly dude with a mullet who lives in his mother's basement and is an Internet troll.

He creeped me out... he was a total tildon.

by Leighloo July 18, 2016