Post-drink

Drinks you have after a night out

Wanna leave the club now?

Sure, wanna come back to mine for a post-drink?

by Tamiel June 10, 2016

Post-Malonnial

Post-Malonnial, noun: An individual of the generation younger than Millennials, usually born later than 1998. A play on the edgy modern musician's title "Post Malone" coupled with the thought of "post-Millennial."

plural: Post-Malonnials

"I can't stand these Post-Malonnials, their shitty pop music, their ghosting, and their hookup game bullshit."

"Stop dating 21 year olds, dude. You're 31."

">Implying the generation gap makes it sensible for people to lie a fuckload and keep me on a leash."

"Did you just imply verbal greentexting through an Urban Dictionary example sentence?"

"My life is in shambles, much like the future of these Post-Malonnials thanks to late-stage capitalism coupled with post-modernism."

by AKnightAlone December 24, 2018

Drunk Posting

Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.

I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.

by The Talking Brony December 10, 2015

Post-Gauge

1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it.

"I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"

by OUtlET December 28, 2005

Kicking post

A fence post that a person kicks/ hits/ curses at instead of the actual person they are angry with

He took his frustration with his little brotther out on the kicking post

by Ms Old School November 5, 2018

Blue post

A blue post is a post from a Blizzard employee on the forums.
It has a certain importance whenever a new blue post appears since it's a part of Blizzard that speaks.

"Have you seen the new blue post?"
"Yeah! Now people might stop reporting false bugs"

by Tricusx May 18, 2019

Post Up

To post up is to lean against a wall, table, refrigerator, countertop, and in some extreme cases holding on to the ceiling, or any other convenient surface so that you do not fall down after consuming massive amounts of alcohol. Not only does this allow for a misconception of exactly how drunk you are, but it also makes a viable applicant for the next game of beer pong.

Dude 1: "There ya go Verser, post up. Don't let em' know how drunk you are."
Dude 2: "Is Verser posted up on the ceiling? Jesus H. Christ he has got swag!"
Dude 3: "I got Verser next beer pong game!"

by Mr.Party April 13, 2010