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Spongebob Shoes

Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on
When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.
by YuOfTheNight November 5, 2019
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shoe fudge

Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.
Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.
by wokka_wokka November 8, 2019
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battyman shoes

oi mate, he's got battyman shoes and superskinny trousers. must be struggling to breathe.
by Lol I'm the Lord April 27, 2019
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hand shoes

It's cold outside; let me get my hand shoes.
by NOS4ATU June 11, 2019
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Feet Shoes

Realistic rubber cover, that looks like a foot. Typically for people with prosthetic legs.
Nick lost both his legs and got prosthetic ones. The upside is, he has some pretty sweet Feet Shoes.
by Kreatureistic June 14, 2019
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Shoe Salesman

The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.
I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.
by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019
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Nuts To Shoe

When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.
" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.
by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 1, 2019
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