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Poo Puff

(noun) euphemism for a small amount of flatulence
Oh, gross... whats that smell!?

Calm down... it was just a little poo puff
by Fauxmosexual February 23, 2009
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Poo mark

When someone does a poo in a box and throws it at somebody elses dad.
Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Poo Mark.
by Chairwarmer September 19, 2009
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Poo Chop

The act of taking one's hand and swinging upward into the colon of an unsuspecting victim, thus causing them to poo their pants.
A friend of my once did this to my buddy. The victim was picking something off the ground when the suspect "Poo Chopped" him right in the sphincter causing him to drop a deuce in his whitey-tighties, and run for the nearest "john".
by Phillip09 March 21, 2008
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Poo Donkey

A turd with the length and girth of a horse's dick.
I 've been getting raped by a poo donkey for the last ten minutes!
by roxmokin October 28, 2009
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Poo Slam

A skateboard trick to perform which the skater must grab hold of the board jump into the air, board in hand, and then slam the board back onto the ground. The skater performing this trick will often shout the word 'poo!' for added effect.
Skateboard dude 1 "woah dude, did you see that poo slam drew just busted?"
Skateboard dude 2 "yeah, it was totaly gnarly dude"
by Poo_Skater March 1, 2010
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Poo d'etat

The overthrow of a government, body of authority, or parents through the use of massive amounts of poo.
1. At 4 months of age, Violet staged her first poo d'etat by generating so much fecal matter that her parents had to relinquish control of their authority of her. Henceforward, she became the first self-actualized autonomous infant in history.

2. The president feared that these anti-government rallies would lead to a messy and uncontrollable Poo d'etat.
by Morphevs April 13, 2008
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Holy Poo

Clean version of holy (shit) for people who do not want to swear.
"OMG! Did you know that the Jonas Brothers are coming to town?"
"Holy Poo! No way!
by kidme2 January 24, 2009
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