Murthy's Law

If your work involves a computer and you are paid to do it, it can always be outsourced to cost less.

The law is named after Narayana Murthy, the co-founder of Infosys, one of the largest Indian IT services outsourcer.

Oh, you want a hike and a promotion? I could always apply Murthy's law

by THOR'I'AM October 5, 2017

Hugo's Law

No matter what you google in google images there will be a shape or form of pornography. Named after the person who tested and discovered this theory. Similar to rule 34.

person 1-"Whoa I googled the word 'printer' and came up with naked man in a cowboy hat."
person 2 - "Hugo's Law bro."

by Theymademedarko April 23, 2011

Sara's Law

Before you have sex with a guy, you need to moan his name in front of your friends to see if his name is moanable.

Omg Thaddeus does NOT pass Sara's Law.

by theyouknowthething January 28, 2022

Scott’s Law

When you know you shouldn’t carry on what you’re doing but think WTF I’m gonna do it anyway!!!

Brian was being blown by an attractive Asian lady ... things progressed and they were about to become intimate when Brian realised he was with a ladyboy ... he laid back and thought of Scott’s Law

by High Vis Harry January 21, 2021

Winter's Law

As a message board discussion over software - particularly sports simulations - grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Maximum Football or Daivd Winter approaches 1

Person One: "I bought this new game last night and it really stinks"
Person Two: "What's wrong with it?"
Person One: "It's full of bugs! It should have never been released!"
Person Three: "Sounds like Maximum Football"
Person Two: "Aha! Winter's Law!"

by Marauder's Mom September 9, 2009

Lombardi's Law

Lombardi's Law states, that you are wrong and Ryan is right. There is no exception to this law as it is an absolute constant.

Person A - "Ryan you baited me man!"
Ryan - "By Lombardi's Law, I disagree, you baited me!"
Person A - "Aw man, I forgot, I guess your right man."

by A Narcissist January 28, 2022

Kaden's Law

When your friend thinks you know a bunch of inside stuff but never do because you weren't involved.

Friend: "Hey do you remember that time..."
You: "No. I wasn't there. Kaden's Law."

by Coolocity January 18, 2017