Letting the dog in the garden

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.

Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"

by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017

CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.

Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector

by T-Cracker December 27, 2018

tidy up the garden

to trim your pubic hair

I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.

by greekgoldrush June 2, 2016

Edmonton Garden Hose

A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.

I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!

by Rionox February 27, 2023

Garden of Eden Hair

When your hair is so long it covers your chest/boobs/nips like Eve in the Garden of Eden.

My hair grew so much during quarantine I now have Garden of Eden hair!

by Kilij522 January 19, 2021

US Botanic Gardens

Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.

Love you Brendan

For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.

by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022

late night gardening

the act of breaking up, smoking, growing, or baking marijuana

man i was late night gardening last night

by kuhayeluh January 10, 2010