Queef Pounce

When you sixty nine someone, then they Queef in your face.

Thanks Linda for that Queef Pounce yesterday!

by Vakotus September 6, 2016

Queef party

When several girls are sitting around blowing air in and out of their vaginas

It was a total queef party last night

by Gladys the Great November 26, 2016

nose queef

A squeaky sneeze

Danal-*sneezes*

Nadeau- lol nose queef!

by 01dc2itr October 18, 2015

Newspaper queef

When the queef so fucking nasty it sounds like wet paper being flopped around like

Girl:flppspspspspps
Gary:damn nigga was that a newspaper queef?!

by Nigger poop June 19, 2019

placenta queef

When you hold in a fart so long It becomes a queef and the pressure causes your placenta to shoot right out (PQ for short).

Damn! Did that bitch just placenta queef? I swear she didn’t wanna fart so it must have just shot right out her pp hole.

by PQbitch January 23, 2020

Wafflestomp queef

The squelch or queef noise one hears when attempting to stomp a stubborn shower turd down the drain.

It’s 2020 mate, I’ve ran out of dunny roll and Aldi catalogs are slicing my arse open! looks like it’s Time for the o’l tub turd or the waffle-stomp! My wafflestomp QUEEFED brah!

by ThePenguinHitsA6 March 28, 2020

queefing weeble

As a verb: upon having exemplary intercourse it is the act of a woman queefing and then shakily walking to the bathroom to clean up. "She had the queefing weebles when he was done with her."
As a noun: a woman with a sneezing unicorn in her vagina. "She's a queefing weeble."

You're going to give me the queefing weebles!

by GrinHard April 18, 2017