Dad Roulette

Dad Roulette is when a husband invites his friends to gangbang his wife, all giving her a creampie. To maximize randomness, a funnel is placed in the wifes vagina and all the friends, and the husband, fill it up at once.

"I'm finally pregnant, but I don't know the father because of the dad roulette we did" says the wife. "John had the largest load, so its probably John" replies the husband.

by MasterOfWang July 9, 2020

dead dad

My dad liked crack too much. He's dead now.

"I don't want to end up like my dead dad."
"stfu willow no one cares about your dead dad"

by ramintomewithyourbigfordtruck May 23, 2018

Scumbag Dad

He will go on a journey to get you milk

Scumbag Dad

by RoseRed669 January 26, 2023

party dad

Frank Iero

"yeah it was my sons birthday party then i had a badge that said party dad and i wanted to be party dad"

by rawr XDXDXDXDXD May 2, 2018

Scott dad

A Scott dad is a older attractive man usually with grey hair. Very humorous smart guy.

Hey jill did you see that scott dad at table 34?

by Lake fun April 13, 2020

dad move

When somebody or something disappears with or without reason.

"Damn, Joey just pulled a dad move."

by e grill September 6, 2022

Hockey dad

A father of a hockey player who tends to relive their hockey career through their own kids. Often shows up after having a bit to much to drink. Usually very loud who yell slanderous things at the referees and other teams Found mostly in the upper Midwest.

Jake “Man that hockey dad was nuts, good thing they kicked him out!”
Thomas “Yeah he was callling the kids on the others team pussies and slamming PBRs

by Vineyard Tom 65 March 13, 2018