christopher hance

A man who plays basketball, baseball, and football. He's not a poop nugget and is wayyyy better than James! He gets all da the girls and gets me with style. What a guy!
Man, that guys is a definite Christopher Hance
by James the Poopnugget November 23, 2016
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Christopher Cobb

A toxic Pokémon Go player, known to cry when his gyms are beaten.
Christopher Cobb messaged me telling me to go to hell over Pokémon go
by PokemonGoGuy November 01, 2018
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christopher dewild

Guy from my school
I still like him 👍🏻
christopher dewild is in my search bar what do I do
by c.rey October 31, 2021
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christopher a garcia

Dumb mothefucker who says bop means head.dumbassretarded
by IQUQQ April 25, 2019
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christopher parah

Christopher parah is more of a verb than a pronoun. It's some thing that can make your heart swell and adrenaline sure, but if your not careful you will become addicted. So smart sexy and kind.... I love him and always will
I really want to christopher parah today! I love the way I feel when I do!
by SNMonelove April 20, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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