the bowl treatment

When one's hair exceeds their mothers liking. she proceeds to place the fitted bowl on her son's head and buzz off what ever hair she can see.

dude! look! i think Reece had the bowl treatment last night.

by emu fagget January 19, 2014

bowl man

a living bowl. he came to life because crack tempted him. he loves all cereal and hates birds.

wow. bowl man is here

by squirrelboyiscool October 19, 2021

grapefruit bowling

when you and your bros go out to the old town road with a bunch of grapefruits and accelerate to 55+ mph and roll the grapefruit out the window causing the grapefruit to explode into a citrus cloud. Must be done in a small enough car to lean out the window and bowl

Man: "hey bro, lets go grapefruit bowling"

by williehunt September 14, 2019

Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.

"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

bowl grabber

When you take a dump so hard you have to grab the bottom of the toilet bowl for extra leverage

I just had a bowl grabber and shit a brick. Could you hear me screaming in the bathroom?

by Enjoi1310 January 22, 2018

Duck in a bowl

Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.

I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!

by Wacky Wally April 21, 2017

Turkey Bowl

Shoving the Thanksgiving Turkey up your ass.

Thanksgiving is ruined because Joe used the Turkey for a Turkey Bowl.

by John Sandusci November 12, 2019