grapefruit bowling

when you and your bros go out to the old town road with a bunch of grapefruits and accelerate to 55+ mph and roll the grapefruit out the window causing the grapefruit to explode into a citrus cloud. Must be done in a small enough car to lean out the window and bowl

Man: "hey bro, lets go grapefruit bowling"

by williehunt September 14, 2019

pop me please

When you're playing Super Mario with your bros and one of them dies, they come back inside a bubble, which is the appropriate time for your buddy to yell out "pop me please." Must be said in a whiny accent to get full effect.

Man: "ah man...that green shell got me. POP ME PLEASE"

by williehunt September 14, 2019

dito bottom

the ultimate disrespect a human can get

Man 1: "Why so glum, chum?"
Man 2: "I got the most disrespect...I got dito bottomed..."

by williehunt September 14, 2019