by Yes you hoe April 26, 2017
Get the butt scumpermug. The act of ejaculating in your partners ass crack, and giving the cheeks an almighty clap together to seal the deal.
"Having a dirty one with the missus and the full time celebrations may have got out of hand when I went and gave her the butt weld."
by Only gone and done it May 31, 2016
Get the Butt weldmug. When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.
by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016
Get the butt phlegmmug. The Iron Butt is a large device, used as a replacement of one's butt. It is a large gray and dark blue machine with many wires, gears, pipes, lights, and other things sticking out of it. Concept-wise, it is a machine that doctors use in Bikini Bottom if a patient's butt is severely injured.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
The Iron Butt is a parody of a device called the "Iron Lung," which was used for breathing problems because of Polio and Botulism.
“One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there, in the Iron Butt.”
“Oh man, it itches!”
“Oh man, it itches!”
by WeWillAllDieSoon June 3, 2021
Get the Iron Buttmug. A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.
1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022
Get the Tuba Buttmug. by TrousersPants September 15, 2018
Get the Cauliflower buttmug. The act of smoking cigarettes at an abnormal pace or in an excessive fashion. The term implies that the subject's smoking is no longer a supplement to their primary activity, and has become a prominent characteristic of what they are doing.
We were hanging at the corner of Orchard and Pearl - drinking beers, hauling butts and contributing to cosmic babble.
I was 3/4 cocked and straight hauling butts by the bonfire for hours last night.
I spent my half hour between exams hauling butts on the library steps instead of looking over the vocabulary.
I was 3/4 cocked and straight hauling butts by the bonfire for hours last night.
I spent my half hour between exams hauling butts on the library steps instead of looking over the vocabulary.
by Howboutcha C'mon June 1, 2010
Get the Hauling buttsmug.