jesus tap dancing christ 

blasphemous, explitive, expression of disgust, or frustration. may be used in place of explitives such as 'god damn it.'

"what, I have to provide an example, jesus tap dancing christ!"

jesus tap dancing christ by slaingod September 5, 2008

jesus tap-dancing Christ 

I word originating for the character Mr. Garison from South Park meaning the same as "Good mother of Michal Jackson!!"

oh my gosh! JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!! WHAT IS THAT THING??

jesus tap-dancing Christ by Etni3s February 15, 2004

ball tap 

Mans greatest fear. Feared more than Oprah

Jim: What would be the worst way to die?

Bill: Get a balltap by Oprah

ball tap by get the fuck out of my grill February 23, 2005

Bro Tap 

1) to playfully strike someone in the sternum with your knuckles.

2)A girl in which a bro would like to tap.

3) A way of expressing yourself at pep rallies

4) to penetrate a fellow bro's anus with your penis and or other object (hand, black dildo, Statute of Liberty, Umbrella, or a watermellon)

* Oh dude you your bro tap took my breath away (example of def. 1 & 4)

* Guy 1: School Spirit!!!
Guy 2: Bro Tap (smacks Guy 1 in the sternum)

* Girl: I'm so drunk right now
Guy: wanna join me in a bro tap? (Example of 2)

* Guy: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (Example 4)

Bro Tap by dartingtonmouth/infinidick April 2, 2009

Friday Night Dick Tap 

The act of "tapping" one's dick on the shoulder or chest of your friend or significant other on a Friday night.

Jeri did a sweet Friday Night Dick Tap on that chick's shoulder!

Friday Night Dick Tap by nnyklebe June 6, 2009

I'd tap that 

“I’d tap that”

This phrase is a condensation of the colloquial expression:

“If only I could tap and sell that.” -or-

“You could tap and sell that.”

The expression is derived from the practice of tapping a keg of beer, or cask of wine; –whereby a spigot valve is inserted into the side of the keg, in order to tap the beer.

The expression figuratively means: “To access something of value”

In the last decade, the expression has been further condensed to simply:

“You can tap that” -or- “I’d tap that”

It is often used in conjunction with a sexual connotation.

In observation of an attractive female:

"I'd tap that"

I'd tap that by seanriddolls June 5, 2016

sack tap 

The sudden and random striking of a person's cock and balls with slight wrist action.

I sack tapped him so hard today that he fell down on the ground.

sack tap by Mattyw April 26, 2004