2 definitions by Mattyw

A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.
This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.

That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
by Mattyw August 29, 2004
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The sudden and random striking of a person's cock and balls with slight wrist action.
I sack tapped him so hard today that he fell down on the ground.
by Mattyw April 27, 2004
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