Sampson

a crazy, often reckless individual who may possess a dulled sense of pain and lacks shame in their actions; Occasionally has a ridiculous last name

Number 1: "Did you guys see that dude jump off that building!?"
Number 2: "Yeah, he was probably a Sampson."

by ZZss4320 December 28, 2008

simpsons

a particularly fantabulus show which shall always be remembered as he show that never sold out and made a movie

I like the simpsons

by cailín beag June 21, 2003

chris simpson

Is some batty that doesn't have a job and sits on Xbox all day.

Uses bare wax in his hair, and is better known as WaxBoi

Have you seen Chris's hair? Yeah the fucking waxy cunt

Where's Chris Simpson? Bl8ts playin da xbox

by DatCoolGuy1 November 21, 2013

jessica simpson

When Jessica first came onto the scene in 1999, no one cared about her. No one cared about her with her 2nd album. But once she got the reality show and pretended to be incredibly stupid, people paid attention to her and she is now the most overexposed person in Hollywood. I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.

Why do people care about her 6 years after she releases her first album?? Oh, I don't know, maybe because people get enjoyment out of people who pretend to be stupid for some reason.

by elladrew April 19, 2005

Sympatico

To be 'in sync with'. Originally sited in the 1966 classic 'Trouble with Angels'. recently re-invented becoming the 'now' word to describe people or events that have a psychic link.

I swear he is so sympatico - he was saying he wanted to rent the house next door just days ago and today the owner just left saying it will be vacant around the time he gets back from holidays ... SPOOKY !!!!

by CarmKat November 2, 2010

coke and sympathy

The phrase "coke and sympathy" is from the Rolling Stones song "Let it bleed", from the full length album of the same name. " and there will always be space in my parking lot, when you need a little coke, and sympathy."

" I sure could use a little " coke and sympathy "right about now. As long as its Diet Coke".

by The Red Rider. February 11, 2017

oj simpson

When the courts try to make up for all the wrongs ever done to a black person through OJ's redemption.

To Kill a Mockinbird is a racist book? That's okay, OJ Simpson is free.
Huckleberry Finn? That's okay, just think of OJ.

by Cleopatra05 October 1, 2005