three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

suit thinking

When upper management (the type of person who wears a suit to work) makes bad decisions or stupid decisions that only makes sense to other people in upper management.

Employee One: some of this stuff doesn't make sense, they send requisitions through two departments to get procurements for a third. What kind of thinking is that?

Employee two: That's suit thinking

by Regular Guy 0009 August 30, 2023

ghillie suited

When skiing, being irrationally racked for the current time and place.

Joe was so ghillie suited in the library at 2PM on a tuesday

by thelagisreal April 14, 2024

ghillie suited

being way too coked for absolutely zero reason at all.

I knew I shouldn’t have taken that key bump before church. I am way too ghillie suited.

by thelagisreal April 14, 2024

Irish 3 piece suit

A classic navy blazer, white dress shirt, and khakis.

I can wear my Irish 3 piece suit to grad party’s, funerals, formals, or court.

by John Fron May 10, 2024

Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.

Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”

by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024

break suit

To go against the norm, to do something different

She didn’t break suit by wearing sneakers to the prom.

by YLue July 23, 2022