stoned

When you claim to have been under the influence of drugs, but your really bull-shitting.

'I got sh-toned at the gig!' 'Lets get sh-toned!!'

by ->shaun<- October 3, 2003

Sir Stovetop

shit out logs which were used to build cabins in early Chester County, Pennisylvania.

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

cock stoned

Situation where a female is totally infatuated with her boyfriend and even lame excuses, used by her boyfriend to explain cheating, work e.g. "I tripped and landed in her pussy", "I'm a proctologist sweety, thats just one of our newer techniques we use"

Her boyfriend was cheating on her but she's too cock stoned to realise it.

by Chris B. T. November 3, 2008

Steved

When you are beond whipped by a member of the opposite sex. Your significant other could blow a guy right in front of you and you would apologize to her.

Man, he can't even have girls on his buddy list yet she posts pictures of her hooking up with other guys!? He is SO Steved!

by mr flav July 16, 2008

Steved

to be fucked up beyond relief; utterly mindfucked to the point of no return

Shit man, I was so fucking steved last night I hooked up with that whale from math class.

by Tyleeeeeeeeeer, bra March 30, 2010

stove-piped

when you put ur thumb in her ass while ur fuckin her doggystyle!

man that bitch squirmed like a m'fer, when i stove-piped her ass last night! started squallin like "waaaauuu!!"

by RDJJ44 January 22, 2014

Phone Stoned

A person is so into what is on their phone (text message, Facebook, twitter, etc.) that they are oblivious to the outside world. They are very unlikely to respond when being spoken to.

Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!

You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?

by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010