Facebook Status Surfing

The act of clicking thru several "friend's" facebooks statuses like surfing thru channels to find out what they are up to without having to contact them.

Friend: how did you find that out? I thought you didnt talk to him/her anyomore.
me: Well, i was bored today so i went facebook status surfing and found out what 5 people are doing or feel without having to even get in touch with them.

by Juandadi December 30, 2009

statustician

one who is concerned about their status

fatbitch: does my ass look big in this skirt
bob: thats a whole lot of ass, you statustician

by bob October 15, 2003

status ho

One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.

Richard had such low self-esteem he became a status ho.

by Jules A February 10, 2009

status plagiarism

Copying somebody else's cool lingo from their status entry or other.

"Facebook status: Toad Man used to care, but things have changed. Check youtube's L9EKqQWPjyo

hey!!!
that's status plagiarism Mike! come up with your own status worthy songs ;)"

by franc black December 14, 2009

Status Cockblock

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.

I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!

by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010

startup envy

Feeling of resentful discontent one experiences when employed at a regular job and one encounters news, conversation, or personalities related to startups.

John had a fit of startup envy after he was introduced to the free-spirited folks at the new startup next door.

by LightningBoy August 6, 2010

Status Block

The frustrating circumstance when a person cannot think of anything decent or interesting to post as their facebook status...

I know, I've got status block; I'm completely blank.

by DanteRhodesWatts October 14, 2010