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Shakeology

Shakeology

A multivitamin, dehydrated grass clippings and a choice of either chocolate, strawberry or 'greenberry' sweetener blended together, put into bags and purchased by P90X-Sheep & overweight housewives for $150 a bag hoping that it's magical.

If you buy Shakeology you are instantly classed a moron.
Carl Daikeler (CEO of Beachbody, the company that sells Shakeology): Buy Shakeology today for only $5000 for a 30-day supply. If you don't want to buy it i'll just get my army of Beachbody coaches to talk negatively about you on their poorly SEO'd websites. Now buy all my products you dimwitted assholes or you'll become fat and die by next Christmas.

Anybody with vague knowledge of nutrition: Bro you could just buy a multivitamin for like $3 instead of wasting your money on a liquid form multivitamin pumped full of non-existance berry extracts and dried out lawn trimmings from the four corners of the world.
by TonyHerton August 16, 2012
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Trump Shake

The prefered method of greeting for rich, narcissistic, white men. Used in place of the handshake the male greets females by grabbing their vagina.
I gave her a trump Shake and she let me because my name is Trump and I' m a star.
by Luke Rage October 9, 2016
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shake

The loose marijuana in the bottom of any bag you might buy. It's mostly stems and seeds.
"It was mostly shake, but it still got me really high."

"Damn, I got ripped off. I bought a quarter and it was mostly shake!"
by Tomahhtoe November 22, 2009
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Go eat a cat then shake it !

YOU: Go eat a cat then shake it !
them : :|
by arthur cornopolstein the 3th January 9, 2008
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Steak N Shake

The act of having sex with an epileptic person under a strobe light.
"Dude, I'm meeting up with a hot epileptic girl tonight." "Dude! Steak N Shake her!"
by staaaaake March 6, 2010
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hand shake

When a girl or boy tosses a boy off.
Oh my god, that sket hand shaked James last night!

Want a handshake, ;)
by Randomise November 5, 2006
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Shake Shack

Arguably the best hamburger joint in NYC, though considerably pricier than McDonald's but worth every penny.
Let's get some burgers and shakes at the Shake Shack!
by King of Jellybeans January 9, 2010
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