the wooden squirrel

The act of a squirrel getting raped in the ass by a giant log.

the wooden squirrel is sexy

by trippyskippy January 13, 2011

kick the squirrel

(Also kicking the squirrel)
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.

2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.

Today we all got together at Ambers to kick the squirrel.

by kittiesbutts August 8, 2016

shayan the squirrel

An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.

Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"

by Shayan the Squirrel May 25, 2017

female gay squirrel

saying created by mya dimock- “female gay squirrel” used in the sentence “ok female gay squirrel “ oey gets called that a lot

“Ok FEMALE GAY SQUIRREL OEY”

by 🍎⚡️😻👹✨💕💀🤪 November 7, 2021

hung like a squirrel

To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.

Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.

by DJ Curly Fry April 24, 2006

flying squirrel

When you are cut off from the trail snowboarding and CRASH! into a tree.

At Dodge Ridge Odis cut Megan off the trail and she did a flying squirrel into a pine tree.

by Odis DeHart March 4, 2007

squirp

To Inhale From A Bong Too Hard Resulting In Profound Coughing

Last Night Nick Was Smoking With Joe And Joe Squirped The Bong Which Left Him Coughing For the Rest Of the Night

by Master Flow October 20, 2008