slavatude

Noun: The state or situation of being a slave. Especially when talked about when you're at your wits end or in correlation with the oppressive and dominating control pushed upon you electronically by others that should be in conjunction with you to promote you and not tear you down by making you there slave. It's stronger and operated by control freaks therefore removing any thought of those that may push the word servitude first which only speaks half of what slavatude projects.

There is a way, there is always a way around the tyranny of electronic slavatude

by Grass man July 31, 2012

slavic meatballs

When you or a woman take a shit on your floor than you cover your testicles in it and you have the woman lick the shit off your balls

"Hey chad I heard you and Stacy got together" "yeah frank I gave her some Slavic meatballs"

by Green beta frog October 4, 2016

Slavic Line Dancing

A large group of people extremely drunk off of Vodka, attempting to either dance or move together in some semblance of organization. Usually it's a lot of stumbling, tripping and incoherent movements of people who should be sitting down.

"Look out, that bachelorette party is about to be Slavic Line Dancing, we better get out of here"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Slav Kebab

An airplane stunt, involving, letting go of the controls, letting the plane fall a bit, and then catching it just before it hits the floor, best done on big jets, with plenty of passengers inside.

Today pilots, you will be taught the slav kebab maneuver.

by Plutia May 29, 2018

slave move

A dumb or stupid error, that someone with a low education, such as a slave, might do.

Bruh Michael pulled such a slave move.

by Kevin1210 March 13, 2018

Silav

Literally the hottest 15-year-old you will ever meet. That’s it. Oh! They also have hilarious senses of humor and love Minecraft. Unfortunately though, Silavs hate tardigrades, otherwise they would be high-tier wifey material. Either way, they’re still really fucking hot!!

Cheeze: Yo, you remember that girl Silav from high school?
Bruno: Yeah, what about her?
Cheeze: Just had to remind you that she’s just insanely attractive.

by Cheeze-San September 8, 2019

Slav Potato

So basically if you are a slav guy meaning you drink vodka instead of water and do the slav sit wherever you can and you talk in a russian accent constantly, you are slav. But you have to be a lazy slav which makes you a potato. So a lazy slav is a slav potato

Just came back from Russia and saw a Slav Potato near the airport

by aright imma head out September 24, 2019