soccer

Not a sport, a disease

I got horrible news today, my nephew is playing soccer. Now he is going to become a pussy-ass faggot with a small dick.

by yourmom77666 March 6, 2005

Soccer

The act of looking like a complete nancy, often times morons who partake in this "sport" become homosexual.

No wonder you get hit on by other guys, you play Soccer.

This world is fucked up because of all the Soccer players in it.

by Jabroni February 26, 2004

soccer

1. A sport hated by the Yanks, that think it is gay. No other world apart from your bum-chum ice hockey has so many pads. In football (our one) you need strength, intelligence, skill, the ability to pick out one man and kick a pass to him and nerves. What do you need in American football? The ability to throw a ball. Well fucking done! Only USofA plays Gridiron. The whole world plays football.
2. Not as good as rugby

Yank: Soccer is for fags (offensive Yank word for a homosexual)
Palace fan: Fuck off you Yank bastard. At least we don't need 72 stone guys with more protection than Russia's borders.

by Dannywack09 November 14, 2007

soccer

same meaning as gay, the words can be used interchangebly

That kid plays soccer? what a fag

by tuy October 13, 2003

Soccer poo

A soccer poop is a poo that comes out completely round and has shades of white along with the normal brownish color. Poo is never perfectly round, but a roundish shape will do.

I just had the most amazing soccer poo this morning. Guess I ate too many oreos last night.

by DahDahKaka January 12, 2012

soccer mom

spawn of the devil. annoying, bitchy, over sheltering, and way too protective.

let's start with the typical soccer mom.
stay at home mom
usually blonde, bleached most likely.
caucasian
30-50 years old
'trophy wife'
has 2.6 kids.
bitchy.
whiny.
was in a sorority.

now hubby:
lawyer, doctor, or other high-paying job.
never home
barely knows kids
fucks secretary on 'business trips'.

daughter:
blonde
has a common name like ashley, jessica, britney, etc.
bimbo slut
is 8-12 years old, tries to act like a teenager but fails
teenybopper
popular
does dance

son:
blonde
has a common name like brandon, jason, aiden, etc.
little mr. athlete, does soccer, football, baseball, hockey, lacrosse, and basketball.
racist
10-14 years old
popular
spits everywhere

The family of mrs. soccer mom usually lives in a suburban neighborhood, a big house, and owns two cars. one of which is mom's car, a gas-guzzling suv that she drives obnoxiously, speeding off to baseball practice or dance.

mrs. soccer mom makes up her own esrb ratings:
OK: good
A: acceptable, 13+
N: not in my house! 18+

likes; kids bop, v chip, nail appointments, screaming at people to TURN THAT SATANIC MUSIC DOWN, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!, etc.

is it really needed? soccer mom is a cunt faced minge.

by obamasux September 4, 2013

soccer

Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.

Anthropologists from several universities around the United States have embarked on an expedition to learn more about this "soccer" pastime.

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004