When a young gentlemen from Stratton, Swindon takes a beautiful lady out on a date. In the car on the way home he opens her legs, puts the first arm in, second arm in, both legs and proceeds to give birth to himself landing in the footwell of the passenger seat.
“How did you first date go mate?”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
“Amazing, gave Sandra the Stratton Slap in the car on the way home”
by Stratton Slapper January 6, 2023
Get the Stratton Slapmug. by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013
Get the slapping titsmug. absolutely a verb.
To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
To hit another person in the face with a utensil either plastic or metal. Most commonly done with a Sonic Blast spoon but not limited to such. When one says stupid ass shit, feel free to grab the closest utensil and slap the fuck out of them.
by Grand Masta Sloppi Stik June 23, 2010
Get the utensil slappedmug. When you store your cum in a jar and walk around the streets putting your hand in it and then slapping every woman you see in the face, covering it with cum.
Hey, remember Giovanni?
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
Oh yes that 25 year old guy walking around Bologna sperm slapping women.
Noice!
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 22, 2020
Get the sperm slapmug. I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.
I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
Get the Sloppy Slappingmug. by Rash Epsilon August 16, 2014
Get the Clout Slapmug. by Jayyzee November 2, 2010
Get the llama slapmug.