Shower or grower

Shower is when a mans dick grows 1 - 1.9 inches

Grower is when a mans dick grows 2 - 4 inches (a mans dick can grow 1 to 4 inches)

Ex for Shower or grower :

Dude 1: Bro my dick grows 2.5 inches when I’m erect

Bro: ah a grower

Dude 1: I bet your a shower
Bro: suck my dick and find out

by WilliamMillerfucksurmother April 20, 2022

four legged shower monster

Though often forseen as inappropriate in an educational environment, a four legged shower monster is the act portrayed by two sets of legs in a single shower. though often thought of as somebody with excess limbs, a four legged shower monster is actually two separate human beings, sporking in the shower.

I thought that kid was a four legged shower monster, turns out he was pounding vag. I'm lovin this breakfast sausage.

by the big dipper February 20, 2009

golden showers

the act of drenching an expecting/unsuspecting individual with gallons of urine.

On a crisp march afternoon with the wind blowing through the swaying trees, i unleashed my rod and soaked Bill with the golden showers.

by poontang inc. March 21, 2003

shower ride

for a female to masturbate in the shower, using the shower head's spraying water as a stimulant to the genitals and other erogenous zones.

"LIKE OMG, SHOWER RIDES ARE THE BEST!"

by prrrt.com February 12, 2009

shower fucked

when your water in the shower goes cold,due to some one else using another tap in your house, which in turn effects your water.

john: i hate it when my mum does the dishes while im having a shower and my water goes cold. friend:dude you were totally shower fucked haha.

by chucknorris vs elton john June 29, 2010

Friend Shower

Two friends of the opposite sex who shower together to save water and spend quality time together.

A fun activity for two friends to engage in together when there's nothing else to do.

Guy; I'll pick you up at 7:00 I need to shower.

Girl; Well, I need to shower too, lets save water and Friend shower.

Guy; I'm bored, what should we do?
Girl; Lets Friend Shower!!

by banana1234 April 2, 2010

Shize and Shower

When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.

I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.

by Big Duece March 18, 2009